i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people
(Source: somedahy, via denlillafloran)
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next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
(via a-sarcastic-asshole)
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harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
Excuse you.
Excuse you
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
(via laughcentre)
(Source: reginaa-phalange)
| friend: | *whispering* if you're stupid say "what" |
| me: | what |
| friend: | OH MAN |
| friend: | OH |
| friend: | OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST |
| friend: | I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME |
| friend: | SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER. |
| friend: | JESUS. JESUS HELP ME. |
(Source: centrlperk, via ieeeeva)
despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends
(Source: americagiveup, via 10knotes)
“will u marry me?”
“okie dokie”
if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be
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