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epic-humor:

jebbmeh:

partevia:

sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.

(Source: raigau, via xojulie55)

neonblogfreak:

pop-lock-and-dropthepj:

I love that if you look up something on google you usually get really generic photos

But if you add “tumblr” to your search you get really beautiful, artistic pictures

(Source: shypixiegirl, via finalellipsis)

(Source: hungarian, via smokeporch)

(Source: yeezusjohn, via smokeporch)

iheartchaos:

Google added a much-needed new feature today, one that you might find incredibly useful from now until forever. By typing “bacon number” and the name a celebrity into Google search, Google will tell you how many degrees that person is from Kevin Bacon. And yes, Kevin Bacon is zero. You can’t divide by Kevin Bacon.

(via jonnovstheinternet)

Map of all NHL, AHL, OHL, WHL, QMJHL and ECHL teams in the US & Canada.

EDIT:I guess I should specify the colors. Yellow is the QMJHL, green is WHL, pink ECHL, purple OHL, blue NHL and red is AHL.

(Source: bradyaustin)

I am starting a new thing today. 

My internet is some kind of messed up and the Google homepage never gets my location right. It has had me in Vermont, Maryland, Illinois, one of the Dakotas, um… others.. So, I want to keep track of everywhere “I’ve been.” Today I am in:

Nice try, Google! (but not really!)

Ok, Google… Thanks for teaching me how to come off as ADHD+ -_-

(T: stand, stood, stood Can the car be here?)

I was trying to remember what that online radio station is called, but all I recalled was that it started with a “p”. I went to google, typed in “p”, and the very first result was for Pandora Radio.

MIND READER!