sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
(Source: sphintusc, via xojulie55)
Where am I today, Google?
I am starting a new thing today.
My internet is some kind of messed up and the Google homepage never gets my location right. It has had me in Vermont, Maryland, Illinois, one of the Dakotas, um… others.. So, I want to keep track of everywhere “I’ve been.” Today I am in:
Nice try, Google! (but not really!)