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diamonds-paradise-edition:

karlandfriends:

reminlupus:

charie-:

lightupmylife-:

araginglesbian:

chust1n:

HOLD THE FUCK UP…..

THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR ALSO HELPED MAKE THE LION KING????

what. what. WHAT.

im crying. omg what the fuck.

omg….

This makes so much sense.

ALL HAIL OUR LEADER

DYING

I assume as a 7 or 8 year old, this would have been his only contribution:

(via laughcentre)

Pretty sure you don’t want to be in Whitehorse, Yukon right now. Not only does there appear to be a blackout and a slight alien invasion, but it’s also 1830°F

Translating a postcard I received. Just hoping I misspelled something…

Hillary Clinton every 28 days if she had become president, according to Robin Williams 

Wild fans: Woo! Wild, yeah!!

Blackhawks fans: Sit down! You’re not making the Playoffs!

Wild fans: Go Rangers!

Blackhawks fans amongst themselves: Rangers? They’re in Texas…
-No, that’s baseball. 
-Oh right, New York… Why the fuck are they cheering for the Rangers? 

Blackhawks fan to Wild fans: JOE MAUER SUCKS!!

Me, and probably a few other people: 

Joe Mauer: 

Mom, on the upcoming Blackhawks/Blue Jackets game

Mom, on Pat Foley talking about Kari Lehtonen begin victimized in net

Pat Hughes

Billy Gardner

Alright, who stole Bill Cosby’s hat?

(Source: wyckly, via 10knotes)

This is what happens after a week on airplane mode without turning off hockey scoring update texts.

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you, why don’t you reach down and grab it and… reach down and grab it… ah forget it.

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via 4gifs)

My immediate thought was, Now I can lick my life partner’s stamp collection all night!